10 commandments for dating my teenage daughter

They are a challenge to approach because they compose themselves with an icy aloofness that tells a guy he will get his balls handed to him if he dares interrupt her calculated repose with a “hi”.

Once opened, the Russian chick will shit test you like there’s no tomorrow.

Feel free to extend these gross generalizations to the entire ethnic group.

Russian – I have a thing for Russian chicks and Eastern European chicks in general.

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The toughest part of gaming them occurs right at the beginning, getting progressively easier once the front line defenses are breached.

Contrary to the ethnic jokes, Polish girls are not stupid. Yes, Polish girls are more romantic than even French or Italian girls.

Their romantic idealism is not as stylistic as the French nor as passionate as the Italians, but it goes deeper and they feel it more strongly.

Sex with them will be like nothing you’ve ever experienced with an American woman.

They are ravenous in the sack and love to be dominated.They like to wear baby tees that accentuate their ample Baltic bosoms.

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